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I am the Suburban Woman Who Ordered on the Starbucks App, and You are All Beneath Me!

Let me pass, peasants.

Photo by Hans Vivek on Unsplash

Fools in the Starbucks line hear me! See me! Remember this face, for it is the face of efficiency. It is the face of planning — of thinking ahead. It is the face of the woman who ordered her drink on the Starbucks App, and it is a face you will come to know all too well!

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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