I Came Here To F*ck And Clean All The Dishes In The Sink — And There’s Still, Like, A Ton of Dishes In The Sink
Hey party people, ready to get crunk? Noice. Listen up! I came to this party for two reasons. I came here to fuck and clean all the dishes in the sink. And, well, I’m going to level with you: there are still a bunch of dishes in the sink.
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You know how some people can’t go to bed until the sink is clean? That’s me. Guilty as charged. Believe me, I’m still down to get freaky, I just didn’t think there’d be so many dishes. I was kind of hoping you’d have paper plates, even though I realize that’s not great for the environment. What is this yellow stuff? Egg? It won’t come off.
I can hear you all having a good time out there. In fact, this song is my jam! You probably can’t tell from out there, but I’m grooving while doing the dishes, which seem to be never ending. Where do your wine glasses go? I’ll just put them in with the mugs, even though I know that can’t be right.
Maybe someone could come in the kitchen and keep me company while I work through all these dishes? No? That’s fine, I get it. You’re here to have a good time. I just personally can’t imagine having a good time out there knowing the extent of the dirty dishes…
