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I Can’t Wait To Go On This Cruise Ironically So I Can Hate It The Entire Time

Photo by Alonso Reyes on Unsplash

When my friend Pete invited me to join him on the so-called “hottest, funnest, 7-day-7-night-all-inclusive Caribbean cruise,” I immediately said, “Do I get to be a lazy piece of crap and loll in the sun all day while mindlessly chugging tropical drinks and gaining 10 pounds on buffet food? That sounds like something I’d delight in mocking nonstop because the…

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Alex Baia

Alex Baia

Humor writer, book junkie, stargazer, optimist. Resident philosophy major. I’ll send you some treasure: hyoom.com/newsletter