I Like My Men Like I Like My …

Riane Konc
Jun 17, 2019 · 3 min read
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I like my men like I like my seasonal depression: year-round.

I like my men like I like my grandma: somehow always packing a $2 bill.

I like my men like I like the letter Y: literary, curious, comes at the end of When Harry Met Sally.

I like my men like I like my surrendering armies: no red flags.