I Replaced The Word ‘Millennials’ With ‘43-Year-Old White Men’ And Now These Headlines Are *Italian Chef Kissing Fingers Gesture*

Why Are So Many 43-Year-Old White Men Having Zero Sex?
— NYMag

How 43-Year-Old White Men Are Ruining The Workforce 
— Philly Mag

Proof That Fancy Job Perks Can’t Keep 43-Year-Old White Men Happy
— Fortune

Why Are So Many 43-Year-Old White Men Having Children Out Of Wedlock? 
— The Atlantic

The Hot New 43-Year-Old White Men Trend Is Hating 43-Year-Old White Men
— VICE

Is The Future Of Your Church Doomed Without 43-Year-Old White Men? 
— Christian Post

How Tumblr Plans To Pay 43-Year-Old White Men To Blog
 — Inc.

Why Are 43-Year-Old White Men So Hard To Manage?
 — Forbes

Martha Stewart Still Confused About What 43-Year-Old White Men Are Exactly 
— Vanity Fair

UK Businesses Don’t Understand ‘43-Year-Old White Men’
— Campaign Live

Why Aren’t 43-Year-Old White Men Buying Diamonds? 
— The Economist

Kendall Jenner Urges 43-Year-Old White Men To Vote For America’s Next President!
— WWD

Weak Hands? Weak Body? 43-Year-Old White Men Lose Grips
— USA Today

Country Music Proves That 43-Year-Old White Men Are More Patriotic Than You Think
— Forbes

Churches Using Pokémon Go To Get 43-Year-Old White Men In Pews 
— The Boston Globe

I’m A 43-Year-Old White Man And My Generation Sucks 
— New York Post

Why Employers Need To Empathize With ‘Entitled’ 43-Year-Old White Men 
— Fortune

And of course…

Why Are 43-Year-Old White Men So Obsessed With Food? 
— The Atlantic