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I Take Life Seriously

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Some people have a casual attitude toward life. They’re relaxed and “laid back,” and they think this is healthy behavior. Not me. I find that outlook offensively inefficient.

I never stop to smell the roses. I think it’s absurd that people expect me to drop everything and fritter my time away sniffing flowers. They’re plants, morons. Move on.

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