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I Told The Waitress It’s Your Birthday Even Though It’s Not Because I’m Fun, Spontaneous, And A Compulsive Liar

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Quick, okay, I know you’re not gonna love this, but while you were in the bathroom I kind of told the waitress that it’s your birthday. Eek! I know you’re not into churros because you’re allergic to cinnamon but I’m really into free churros so act surprised when they come out. Just don’t inhale when…

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