I Was Born On Christmas, And I Am Ready To Burn This Holiday To The Ground

If there is a war on Christmas, I am its general.

Shana Genre
Dec 25, 2019 · 3 min read
Illustration by Jeremy Libby

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Shana Genre

Written by

Parallel structure fangirl who lives in Portland, ME. Contributor to McSweeney's, The Belladonna Comedy, and The Second City.

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

Shana Genre

Written by

Parallel structure fangirl who lives in Portland, ME. Contributor to McSweeney's, The Belladonna Comedy, and The Second City.

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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