I Watched Every Rom-Com Ever And Now I Know How To Date Women

You can, too.

Michael Kellman
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readFeb 10, 2021

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By Alec Winshel and Michael Kellman

I was once lost, lonely, and unable to get a date like all of you schmucks, but then I watched every Rom-Com in existence and now I make Casanova look like Quasimodo. So I put together this guide to give back to the community. You’re welcome.

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Michael Kellman
Slackjaw

Writer, Filmmaker, Comedian, Improviser, Geologist. Top writer in ‘Satire’ and ‘Humor’. Substack: https://kellman.substack.com/