I Would Like To Purchase Your Finest Single-Word Shirt
Ah, yes, in between the neon bikinis and knockoff Vans. Of course.
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3 min readMay 9, 2021
‘Sup, good sir? Do you work at this fine PacSun? Tight. Here’s the skinny: In preparation for an impending get-together, I would like to purchase your establishment’s finest shirt with exactly one word on the front.
Ah, yes, in between the neon bikinis and knockoff Vans. Of course. Would you mind walking me through your single-word shirt selection? Sweet. Let’s do this shit.
COOL
Too generic.
STUD
Accurate, but a little too informal.
ZIPPY
I dunno what that means.
