I Wrote My Eulogy and It’s Not Funny

Pam Gaslow
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readFeb 9, 2024

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Pam was a great person. She didn’t want to die. She tried hard not to. It happened anyway.

Pam always tried to make people laugh but didn’t always succeed. She did many things that weren’t funny and wrote about them, and some people were mad. Others were very mad. She blocked them.

Pam loved all animals, including dirty strays. Back in the day, she lied on customs forms…

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Pam Gaslow
Slackjaw

Comedian and top writer in humor. Miami based. IG: @pamgaslow, pam@pamgaslow.com. Subscribe to my mailing list: https://upscri.be/fpacdo