If I Ran My Classroom The Way Airlines Operate In America

Jennie Young
Slackjaw
Published in
2 min readMar 24

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Photo by Max Fischer: https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-teacher-standing-in-the-classroom-5212703/

I would strap all my students into their chairs and claim it’s for their safety.

Tuition would be insanely expensive and wholly unrelated to my level of effectiveness. It might even go up as I get worse.

Regardless of published schedule, classes would start and end whenever I feel like it.

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Jennie Young
Slackjaw

Professor and humor writer in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, The Independent, HuffPost, Ms. Mag, Education Week, Inside Higher Ed, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, others.