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If Parenthood Functioned Like The U.S. Presidency

That’s “Mr. Dad” and “Madam Mom” to you.

Co-authored by W. A. Hughes & Alice H. Lahoda

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If parenthood functioned like the United States presidency…

Parents would sign permission slips using a different pen for every letter to give away as souvenirs.

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Alice H. Lahoda

Alice H. Lahoda

writer, comic creator, & humorist. editor of The Belladonna Comedy. read more at: alicelahoda.com. support my writing: angryangryalice.medium.com/membership

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