If You’re Reading This, Then It Means I Died From Holding In My Farts At Work All Day
Nov 6 · 4 min read

To whom it may concern:
If you’ve found this letter, then I must be dead, and I’m afraid I know why. The farts I’ve been holding in at work all day have finally burst through my insides and caused massive internal bleeding. I knew this day would come, I just didn’t realize how soon.


