I’m 35 Years Old And I Want You To Know That I’m Still Fun

Marcela Onyango
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readMay 26, 2020

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Hey, I just turned 35, and I’m still fun. There is a common misconception that people stop being fun once they turn 30. Not me. I wake up every morning at exactly 6 AM and I go to the bathroom. From there, things get off to a pretty exciting start. Once I’m in the bathroom, sometimes I poop first, other times I shower first. See how fun I am? I can switch things up at 6 AM in the morning…