“Saviour? Gee, that’s a little much, don’t you — no, I guess you’re right.” (image: takenbytablo via Pexels)

I’m A Funky 19th-Century-Style Lamppost Here To End Your City’s Urban Decay

Your prospects — and twelve square feet of cement— are getting brighter.

Mike Range
Nov 3 · 2 min read

Dear residents of this city deep in the throes of economic breakdown and rising poverty: your worries are over, because I — a lamppost fashioned in the endearing style of the late-19th-century — am here to turn things…

Mike Range

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Just laugh. With me or at me. Contributor to Slackjaw, The Junction, How Pants Work, The Hit Job, The Haven, Pickle Fork. And Twitter! @MovieLeagueMike

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