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I’m A Private Detective And I’m Here To Ask Questions, Not Start A Torrid Love Affair

My passion is solving crimes, not passion.

Out of the Past — 1947, from Modern Screen, public domain, copyright not renewed

Alright, Miss Cornswaithe, you listen up good because I’m only going to say this seven times or so. I’m here to investigate the disappearance of Mr. Harold MacDuff and I’m not interested in any hanky panky whatsoever. This is a purely professional…

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Pat Landers

Pat Landers

Writer in LA. Prose humor at pointsincase.com and @SlackjawHumor, excuses via email.

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