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I’m A Snake St. Patrick Drove Out Of Ireland: This Time Of Year Is Hard For Me

Patrick was acting distant. He had cut his hair and always carried a heavy book with him called the Bible.

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It feels just like yesterday I was jolted out of a peaceful 2 a.m. REM cycle and beaten with a stick by someone I considered to be my friend. I was not…




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Emily Menez

Emily Menez

Menez is a comedy writer who has created content for IFC, McSweeney’s, and CBS. She hails from Overland Park, Kansas, which is the coolest part of the Midwest.

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