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I’m Glen Coco From Mean Girls, And Your Holiday Will Never Be As Good As The One Where I Got Four Candy Canes Delivered To Me In Class

Four for me. Go me.

You can just delete those discounted twinkle lights and flannel pajama sets from your Amazon cart now. There’s no point. Not now, not ever.

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Dena Ogden

writer | part 80s/part 90s | very PNW | words also on The Atlantic, R29, Bustle, Romper, et al | she/her