I’m Having Second Thoughts About My Samuel L. Jackson Siri

There are only so many times I can take being called a mutherf***er

Ron Dawson
Slackjaw

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Sam Jackson as Señor Love Daddy in “Do the Right Thing” © Universal Pictures (Fair Use)

7:13 am — in bed

Sam Jackson Siri: Waaaaaake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Up ya wake, up ya wake, up...ya...wake!

Me: Siri. Snooze 10 minutes.

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Ron Dawson
Slackjaw

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