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I’m Invading You

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Doorbell rings. Z opens door to find V standing there.

V: Hey. I’m invading you.

Z: Whoa, what the hell. It’s 2 AM. Go home, V.

V: No! Let me in. My sons and I are taking over your house.

Z: Dude, you’re drunk again. Please just leave. Go back to your mansion.

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Alex Baia

Alex Baia

Humor writer, book junkie, stargazer, optimist. Resident philosophy major. I’ll send you some treasure: hyoom.com/newsletter