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I’m Not A Mind Reader, Babe! But I Can Summon Bees

Sorry, honey.

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Babe, I know emotions are important to you. And I could stand to be a little more attentive to your needs. But I just have to say: I’m not a freakin’ mind reader, ok? I can’t just look at you and know what you’re thinking.

I wasn’t born with that power.

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Max Barth

Max Barth

comedian, writer (Reductress, The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Slackjaw, Points In Case), Libra moon. All my stuff: https://linktr.ee/MaxBarth

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