I’m Not A Mind Reader, Babe! But I Can Summon Bees

Sorry, honey.

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Babe, I know emotions are important to you. And I could stand to be a little more attentive to your needs. But I just have to say: I’m not a freakin’ mind reader, ok? I can’t just look at you and know what you’re thinking.

I wasn’t born with that power.