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I’M NOT SHOUTING, A JUNGLE CAT HAS SMASHED MY HAND ONTO THE CAPS LOCK KEY

OKAY SO ACTUALLY, I AM SHOUTING. A LOT. I’M IN QUITE A BIT OF PAIN HERE, AS A 500-POUND MALE BENGAL TIGER HAS WALKED ONTO MY COMPUTER KEYBOARD AND SMASHED MY HAND ONTO THE CAPS LOCK KEY. (AT LEAST I HAVE MY OTHR HAND TO TYPE THIIS OUT)

ANYWAYS, I KNOW IT’S LATE AND YOU’LL READ THIS EMIAL TOMORROW. BUT I WANTED TO DISCUSS THAT CONFERENCE…

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Hassan S. Ali

Hassan S. Ali

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I write comedy things. the ha & lol. Also a founding editor of Slackjaw on Medium.