I’m Setting Up A Sick Nacho Grazing Table For My Super Bowl Party And You’re Invited To Partake Of My Bounty
Time to get back to basic germs.
Friends, I just got over Omicron, so let’s party! I’ve spent a lot of time in bed watching TikToks and I’m all inspired to create one of those overflowing nacho tables. I’m planning on making the sickest one, where I’ll pour out a whole mix of ingredients directly onto a table like I’m seeding a garden. You’re definitely going to want to partake of this delicious bounty that’s sure to go viral.
Don’t ask “why,” just come on over. You don’t have to bring anything. Especially not serving platters or utensils. Those are basic and boring. My table will get way more likes on TikTok If I ignore some basic hygiene practices. So come hungry and get ready to dip your hands into a mess of ground beef and chips. There won’t be napkins either to clean your hands, just lick them clean and go back in for seconds. Guacamole and salsa will be bowl-free and ready for the scooping too, free-flowing like my spirit.
Because after two years of COVID, aren’t we all ready to double-dip into germs that are most definitely endemic at this point? So yeah, I’ve sneezed a few times as I was putting out the lettuce and coughed a guttural roar as I was chopping the tomatoes. What’s the…
