I’m The $50 Hollister T-Shirt You Bought In Seventh Grade, And I Can’t Believe You Never Became Popular

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Hey, freak — remember me? I’m the $50 Hollister t-shirt you bought in seventh grade, hoping that wearing me would skyrocket you to popularity at Wildwood Middle School. But I couldn’t help but notice, fifteen years later, that you’re still a total loser. What gives?