I’m the Algorithm That’s Convinced You’re Into Teddy Porn

Denying it only means it’s true.

James Klein
Slackjaw

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Do you know what “teddy porn” is? Of course you do, and you won’t persuade me otherwise. Because you love it. You can’t get enough of it. You think of little else from the time you wake up, to the time you go to bed (with a plushy fuck-bear, I assume).

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James Klein
Slackjaw

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