I’m The Continental Breakfast At Your Crappy Hotel And I’m Going to Ruin Your Morning

Get ready to partake of my disappointing, greasy bounty

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Let’s face it: You haven’t been able to stop thinking about me since you checked into this dump. I was the glimmer of hope you clung to at 2am, when the guests above you were either having the best sex of their life or angrily…