I’m The Continental Breakfast At Your Crappy Hotel And I’m Going to Ruin Your Morning

Get ready to partake of my disappointing, greasy bounty

Gracie Beaver-Kairis
Slackjaw
Published in
4 min readFeb 1, 2022

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Photo by ROMAN ODINTSOV from Pexels

Let’s face it: You haven’t been able to stop thinking about me since you checked into this dump. I was the glimmer of hope you clung to at 2am, when the guests above you were either having the best sex of their life or angrily…

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Gracie Beaver-Kairis
Slackjaw

Gracie Beaver-Kairis is a humor writer and semi-functioning adult living in the Pacific Northwest.