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I’m The Gorgeous And Delightful Woman In The Movie Who’s All Alone In The World

Hi, it’s nice to meet you! Because I somehow don’t know anyone.

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I’m the beautiful, warm, funny, smart, and caring twenty-six-year-old in the movie you’re watching who hasn’t made any friends or lovers in the dynamic city of millions where I’ve lived for years. It’s almost as if I’m a…

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James Klein

James Klein

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Writes humor and awkward bios. Top writer in satire. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, The Satirist, and others at jameskleinhumor.com.