I’m The Number One Newborn On Forbes’ Thirty Under Thirty Seconds

And my family’s wealth and success had nothing to do with it!

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Hi, I’m an ambitious little baby and I already have my first staff writing job. That’s right. I came out of the birth canal and immediately signed a deal with HBO Max. How, you ask? I don’t have time for details like “how.” All I know is that I…