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I’m The Number One Newborn On Forbes’ Thirty Under Thirty Seconds

And my family’s wealth and success had nothing to do with it!

Photo by Valeria Zoncoll on Unsplash

Hi, I’m an ambitious little baby and I already have my first staff writing job. That’s right. I came out of the birth canal and immediately signed a deal with HBO Max. How, you ask? I don’t have time for details like “how.” All I know is that I…




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Emily Menez

Emily Menez

Menez is a comedy writer who has created content for IFC, McSweeney’s, and CBS. She hails from Overland Park, Kansas, which is the coolest part of the Midwest.

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