I’m The Office Oversharer And We’re Going To Be Best Friends

You weren’t doing anything important, right? Good!

Gracie Beaver-Kairis
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readJan 28, 2021

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Let me be the first to welcome you to the office! There are muffins in the break room. I would split one with you, but if I ate so much as one molecule of gluten, I’d be shitting like Mt. Vesuvius.

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Gracie Beaver-Kairis
Slackjaw

Gracie Beaver-Kairis is a humor writer and semi-functioning adult living in the Pacific Northwest.