I’m Your Self-Control And FYI I’m On PTO Next Week

I’m going completely off the grid. In fact, consider me dead.

Adam Rozak
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readDec 13, 2020

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Hey big boss, it’s me, your Self Control. Just wanted to step in and let you know I’m going on a trip to Acapulco. I’ve been working major overtime these past few months, what with white-knuckling sanity and all. So I’m looking forward to a week of sunshine, pedicures, and…

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Adam Rozak
Slackjaw

Chicago-based writer and improviser daylighting as a technical product manager - He/Him