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I’m Your Toddler’s Self-Portrait On The Fridge And I’m Begging You To End My Torturous Existence

Whisk me away to that Great Beyond which you call a paper shredder.

Illustration by Alice H. Lahoda

Good morning again, Janet. Did you rest well? I did not, of course. I remain alert at all times, doomed to be present for every wretched moment of my cursed existence on this refrigerator…

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Alice H. Lahoda

Alice H. Lahoda

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writer, comic creator, & humorist. editor of The Belladonna Comedy. read more at: alicelahoda.com. support my writing: angryangryalice.medium.com/membership