In Honor Of Women’s History Month, Jack Link’s Presents: Beef Herky

Finally, after so many years, a dried meat snack for her.

Val Bodurtha
Slackjaw

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Photo by Ezequiel Garrido on Unsplash

This March, in honor of Women’s History Month, Link Snacks, Inc. is proud to announce our newest offering: Beef Herky. For too long, women have suffered under the patriarchy. They’ve been treated as second-class citizens. And, they’ve been harshly excluded from the dried meat snack community. But no more. Finally, after so many years, a dried meat snack for her.

Our Beef Herky is delicious and protein-packed, providing the nutrition she needs to do everything she does so well, from strutting the runway to giving birth. It’s a snack for the woman on the go, as familiar in her purse as dental dams. Tender as her heart, Herky is for the educated, modern woman who cares where her meat comes from (we promise, 90% cows). No matter the time and place, in the digital marketing office or the maternity ward, Herky is there for her.

This limited-edition meat snack will feature signature pink packaging that we plan to reuse in October for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Also, our beef sticks already kind of look like tampons, so we get points for that too. Lastly, because Jack Link’s is committed to upholding the safety of women, every bag of Peppered-flavor Herky will come with real, usable pepper…

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Val Bodurtha
Slackjaw

Val Bodurtha is a NYC-based comedian and writer whose work has been featured by Forbes, McSweeney's, The AV Club, and more. Her first love remains stand-up.