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Instagram Suspended Me For Loving My Boyfriend!
It isn’t our fault that we’re beautiful and in love, and that our followers are lonely losers who can’t get a date.
This morning, Jeremy and I were informed that our Instagram accounts had been suspended indefinitely. My initial reaction? Confusion. What could we have done? It clearly wasn’t an issue of nudity — I wear more layers than Billie Eilish.
What else could it be? I thought. Did one of us use a racial slur, unknowingly? It was only when we scrolled down further that we saw the true reason for the punishment:
“The accounts of Nicole and Jeremy have been suspended indefinitely due to the constant and intolerable public displays of affection.”
I couldn’t believe it. I mean, yeah, Jeremy and I like to express our love over IG. And maybe we get a little carried away sometimes. But I never figured we were breaking any rules. According to them, we were guilty of several infractions over recent months. They cited our most recent posts as being the final straw.
They were referring to the pair of photos Jeremy and I posted simultaneously at 11:11 last night while lying in bed. Jeremy took one of those “candid” photos, where he caught me staring intently at a novel I wasn’t actually…
