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Instructions For Your Upcoming Stay At My Illegal Airbnb

Climb the fire escape, disable the alarm on the third floor window, and wiggle your way in. You’ve arrived!

Photo by Brandless on Unsplash

Thanks so much for booking with me! This city is a true hidden gem, with a colorful history that includes a recent surge of unauthorized short-term rentals — a history that you now get to be…

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Danielle Kraese

Danielle Kraese

Words in the New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, & The Belladonna (but my best writing is trapped on a Storybook Weaver CD-ROM that’ll only run with Windows 95)

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