Instructions For Your Upcoming Stay At My Illegal Airbnb

Climb the fire escape, disable the alarm on the third floor window, and wiggle your way in. You’ve arrived!

Danielle Kraese
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readJan 24, 2020

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Photo by Brandless on Unsplash

Thanks so much for booking with me! This city is a true hidden gem, with a colorful history that includes a recent surge of unauthorized short-term rentals — a history that you now get to be…

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Danielle Kraese
Slackjaw

Co-author of Jokes to Offend Men. Silly stuff in the New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, & The Belladonna.