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Instructions For Your Upcoming Stay At My Illegal Airbnb

Climb the fire escape, disable the alarm on the third floor window, and wiggle your way in. You’ve arrived!

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Thanks so much for booking with me! This city is a true hidden gem, with a colorful history that includes a recent surge of unauthorized short-term rentals — a history that you now get to be…




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Danielle Kraese

Danielle Kraese

Words in the New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, & The Belladonna (but my best writing is trapped on a Storybook Weaver CD-ROM that’ll only run with Windows 95)

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