It’s Dry January — Here Are 7 Reasons To Give Up Your Bidet
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4 min readJan 19
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The New Year is here: A moment to reset, refocus, and reassess your butthole.
One increasingly common resolution is going “dry” for the month of January, not by cutting out alcohol consumption, but by giving up your bidet — also referred to as “Dry-Ass January.” For a few reasons to reconsider your relationship with your rear end, read on:
