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It’s Like That One Line From Jurassic Park
Guy 1: You know, when I think of everything that’s happening in the world with AI right now, I’m reminded of that quote from Jurassic Park.
Guy 2: “We’re going to need a bigger boat?”
Guy 1: No, that’s from Jaws. There aren’t really any boats in Jurassic Park.
Guy 2: Yeah, I remember that now.
Guy 1: Man! It’s going to bug me now. What is that quote?
Guy 2: I think I know which one you mean.
Guy 1: Yeah?
Guy 2: “I hate trees!”
Guy 1: No, that’s definitely not it. Is that from Jurassic Park?
Guy 2: Yeah, Tim says it.
Guy 1: Tim? I don’t remember Tim. I guess it’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie.
Guy 2: So, who says it? The quote you’re talking about.
Guy 1: The scientist.
Guy 2: Newman from Seinfeld.
Guy 1: No, not Newman. This guy is leaner, a little more cool.
Guy 2: Newman is pretty cool. He sleeps with Kramer’s mom.
Guy 1: Is that cool?
Guy 2: I guess not.
