Jesus Christ And The Collegiate Covenant
My boy, the bro of bros Jesus Christ of Nazareth, was a legend at Jerusalem State.
“From 12 to 30 then are Jesus’s silent years, which does not denote he was silent. It means the Evangelists remain silent about what Jesus did.”
- James H. Charlesworth, The Historical Jesus: An Essential Guide
The Gospel According To Chad
(Chad 1:1) Behold, my dudes! (Chad 1:2) My boy, the bro of bros Jesus Christ of Nazareth, was a legend at Jerusalem State. He was called by many names back then: Miracles, J-Dog, The King of the Booze… but the bros of Alpha house knew him as JC. (Chad 1: 3) Bros from across the quad would come by just to watch him run games of beer pong or play alongside him in flip cup. JC was known for his epic pranks, like the time he filled the Pike’s house with locusts, or when he threatened Dean Pratcher with “a rain of hellfire.” He was mad funny, dudes! (Chad 1: 4) Everyone wanted to party with JC. All the freshman hunnies went wild for his jungle juice and the stoners would beg him for some burning bush. (Chad 1: 5) But of course, nothing great lasts forever. All thanks to Dean Pratcher and his boner for JC.
