Last Words Of Crash Test Dummies
“Shotgun!”
“Sure, I can go again.”
“Ride or die!”
“Oh thank god, a Volvo.”
“No seatbelt? No problem!”
“To infinity and beyond!”
“Catch you on the flip side.”
“Oh cool, I’ve never tried an electric scooter before.”
“Hi, I’m here to fill in for Greg?”
“Carpe that Diem!”
“Okay, last ride and then I’m quitting.”
“You sure I shouldn’t start off with something a little simpler on my first day?
“No, I don’t have a license.”
“I can’t believe I’m the first one to try a self-driving car. ”
“Sorry, boss, did you say ‘no breaks’ or ‘no brakes’?”
“0–100 in 3,5 seconds? Wow, this baby is gonna be flying off the shelves.”
“This is such a cool car. I kinda feel like that lead actor from Fast & the Furious. What’s his name again?”
“Nah, I’ll sign up for life insurance tomorrow.”
“Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.”
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