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Last Words Of Crash Test Dummies

“Shotgun!”

“Sure, I can go again.”

“Ride or die!”

“Oh thank god, a Volvo.”

“No seatbelt? No problem!”

“To infinity and beyond!”

“Catch you on the flip side.”

“Oh cool, I’ve never tried an electric scooter before.”

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Christina Anaya Mortensen

Christina Anaya Mortensen

Loves writing about anything dark and disturbing that threatens the well-being of mankind — like Frozen 2 for instance. @laughterofbones

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