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“Let It Go” Or “Into The Unknown”?

Frozen — Disney (Fair Use)

You wake in terror to the sound of a loud crash. Your toddler, looking for ice cream, has slammed the refrigerator door so hard a wine bottle has broken. As you vacuum up the broken glass the toddler tells you they “cleaned your shirt to make it pretty again”; that’s when you notice the child took your favorite shirt from the dirty clothes pile to sop up the wine and then crammed it in the guest bathroom toilet, flushing until…

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Andy Spain

Andy Spain

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Debut novel Cash Grab selected as one of Vulture’s Best Comedy Books of 2022! Words in @McSweeneys et al.