Let Me Tell You About My New MLM, The Borg

I know what this sounds like, but let me assure you — The Borg is not a pyramid scheme!

Kelley Greene
Mar 4 · 3 min read
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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Kelley Greene

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Writer and performer based in Chicago. Sentient wheel of cheese, found online at kelleygreene.pizza or Twitter/Instagram @kelleygreene

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

Kelley Greene

Written by

Writer and performer based in Chicago. Sentient wheel of cheese, found online at kelleygreene.pizza or Twitter/Instagram @kelleygreene

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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