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Let’s Look On The Bright Side Of This Kidnapping!

I’m now on a first-name basis with your parents.

Photo by Katie Harp on Unsplash

Wednesday

Welcome to your kidnapping! Don’t worry, this should be over in time for prom. Are those knots tight but not too tight? Good. Okay, time to call your parents about the $3 million ransom. I’m going to be rich, Robbie!

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