Meet The Man Who Replies To Every Email

Alex Baia
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Published in
4 min readNov 3, 2024

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From: bigdoug1960@aol.com
To: dailydeals@walgreens.com
Subject: RE: Big savings on dental care!

Dear Walgreens

Thanks for sending me so many coupons today! Even though you sent me so many yesterday and saturday. Very cool

yours truly

Douglas P. aka “Big Doug’s email”

From: bigdoug1960@aol.com
To: team-trump@team-trump.com
Subject: RE: Democrats RUIN everything

Dear President Trump

Thank you for the update. I donated $25 last week but I am still UNDECIDED. Also donated to your opponent, Kamala. My vote must be EARNED.

I don’t mean to snap, I’m having a bad day

Big fan or you on THE APPRENTICE. Keep me updated sir

your fellow American

Douglas P. aka “Big Doug’s email”

From: bigdoug1960@aol.com
To: No-Reply@SanAntonioEnergy.com
Subject: RE: Your energy usage increased this week

Dear San Antonio Energy

Yes my energy increased 187% because I threw a huge party for my neighbor Rafael.

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Alex Baia
Alex Baia

Written by Alex Baia

Humor writer, book junkie, stargazer, optimist. Resident philosophy major. Get my humor newsletter: https://alexbaia.com/humor

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