Menopause-Approved Board Games
The right fun-filled fit for any midlife games night
Looking for a fun way to spend an evening either alone or with family? Here are several options, all approved by “Kickass Women Over 40,” a Facebook platform mostly used by those over 40, and Hasbro’s Antique Jem and Maxie Division.
Strip Solitaire
Because you often wish to be alone — and removing clothing is always a necessity. You may have to cheat at some point and put clothing back on… If you’re seeking a game for two players, try Strip Backgammon. For larger groups, Strip Hedbanz is always a hit!
Menopausopoly
If you can make it past Vaginitis Avenue and Osteoporosis Gardens without ending up in Fatigue Jail you might win this sucker! The most expensive properties are K-Y Place and BijuvaWalk.
Operation
Be the first to use metal tweezers to remove the ovaries and the pituitary gland without setting off the buzzer.
Clue
We know who committed the crime and why. Ms. Peri Menopause offed someone when they suggested she unplug the fan, close the window, and quit whining about hot flashes. What your detective skills must uncover is who she murdered, how, and where it took…