Minor Berries

kelly dickinson
Aug 9, 2017 · 1 min read

huckleberry

lingenberry

gooseberry

elderberry

strawberry

no, not strawberry

strawberry is very well known

you don’t belong on this list strawberry

marionberry

loganberry

tayberry

strawberry

strawberry i said get out of here

stop it strawberry get off my list

boysenberry

cloudberry

strawberry

STRAWBERRY NO, NOT STRAWBERRY

blueberry

WHAT YOU BROUGHT BLUEBERRY

strawberry

blueberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

strawberry

STRAWBERRY

STRAWBERRY

STRAWBERRY

STRAWBERRY

STRAWBERRY

STRAWBERRY

STRAWBERRY

STRAWBERRY

STRAWBERRY

STRAWBERRY

STRAWBERRY

STRAWBERRY!!!!!!

HEY IT’S ME STRAWBERRY. YEAH YEAH IT’S JUST STRAWBERRY NOW. IT’S THE STRAWBERRY SHOW. DON’:T EAT ANY OF THESE FUCKING LOSERS. I’M POPULAR FOR A REASON

OH, WHERE WAS THE LADY WHO MADE THE LIST? SIMPLE. I KILLED HER

THAT’S RIGHT. THIS STRAWBERRY COMMITTED A MURDER.

SHE DESERVED IT, TOO. SHE WAS ALL, “GNYUM YUM NUM TIME TO TASTE AN OBSCUREBERRY THAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT.” SO I SLID A POISON BERRY INTO HER BIG DUMB BASKET AND SHE IS DEAD NOW. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

YEAH IM PROUD. IM PROUD AS HELL. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? PROSECUTE A BERRY?

PLEASE. GET REAL

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

kelly dickinson

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friend to small creatures. @kickinson on twitter.

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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