
Minor Berries
huckleberry
lingenberry
gooseberry
elderberry
strawberry
no, not strawberry
strawberry is very well known
you don’t belong on this list strawberry
marionberry
loganberry
tayberry
strawberry
strawberry i said get out of here
stop it strawberry get off my list
boysenberry
cloudberry
strawberry
STRAWBERRY NO, NOT STRAWBERRY
blueberry
WHAT YOU BROUGHT BLUEBERRY
strawberry
blueberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
strawberry
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY!!!!!!
HEY IT’S ME STRAWBERRY. YEAH YEAH IT’S JUST STRAWBERRY NOW. IT’S THE STRAWBERRY SHOW. DON’:T EAT ANY OF THESE FUCKING LOSERS. I’M POPULAR FOR A REASON
OH, WHERE WAS THE LADY WHO MADE THE LIST? SIMPLE. I KILLED HER
THAT’S RIGHT. THIS STRAWBERRY COMMITTED A MURDER.
SHE DESERVED IT, TOO. SHE WAS ALL, “GNYUM YUM NUM TIME TO TASTE AN OBSCUREBERRY THAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT.” SO I SLID A POISON BERRY INTO HER BIG DUMB BASKET AND SHE IS DEAD NOW. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
YEAH IM PROUD. IM PROUD AS HELL. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? PROSECUTE A BERRY?

