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Mrs. Sally Johnson To Retire From Blow-Jobbing

She leaves behind a legacy of diligence, technical efficacy, and mild TMJ

Co-written by Jennie Young and Christopher Shelley

At the Johnson family dinner last Sunday, Mrs. Sally Johnson, expressing a mixture of excitement and regret, announced her retirement from blow-jobbing. She will be stepping down (or up…

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Christopher Shelley

Wedding Celebrant | Speaker | Emcee — Humor in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case. Weddings: www.IlluminatingCeremonies.com