My CEO gave me a coupon for this sandwich place: A Poem

I was gonna order sushi, and he was like

You should order from here, their sandwiches are amazing

And slid a coupon for 25% off across my desk.

I searched the restaurant name on Seamless

It wasn’t there,

so I visited their website.

“Click here to order online,” it said

So I clicked

but it took me to the App Store instead.

Of course,

I had to download their special app to make my lunch happen.

Ten minutes later

I am starving

I have the app (it crashed twice), I confirmed my email, I am putting together my order and

As I punch in the promo code

I watch as my order total falls to $9.97

$9.97, that’s

3 cents below

the minimum charge

required for delivery.

And so

with sadness in my heart

I had to order more food, to increase my bill.

FIN