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My Ex Is On TV

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Home alone on a Saturday night, Alan sits in his usual sweatpants, eating a bowl of Captain Crunch, while searching for something to watch on television. He settles on ‘The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon.’

Jimmy is about to introduce his next guest. He holds up a book titled, ‘Goodbye Alan, Hello Happiness.’

“After a recent breakup,” Fallon says, “my next guest decided to write a self-help book. Over the last…




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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