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My Final Wishes Should I Perish In This Porta Potty

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Hi my Facebook followers! I’m live with terrible news. I know I posted that I was headed to an outdoor fall festival featuring mead, apple cider, foliage, crafters, and so many pumpkins. And I know you were all counting on the photos I was going to post to feel like you were here, instead of sitting in whatever mead-less location you were in.




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Stacey Curran

Stacey Curran

Teacher, runner, former journalist; few N.E. Press Assoc. Awards, few Boston Globe essays, few anthologies, few comedy sites, few poems, so many grocery lists.

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