My Loser Cat Gets Zero Likes

He needs to up his influencer game.

James Klein
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readMay 13, 2024

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My worthless cat has no social media engagement. Views, clicks, retweets, followers, subscribers — he’s underperforming across all platforms.

His name is Muffin, and he sucks at being a cat. I watch cat videos all the time, so I know the kind of sticky content they can produce. Whether it’s hilarious antics, adorable poses…

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James Klein
Slackjaw

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